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Brandon
16 July 2007 @ 09:34 pm
You ever set out to make a point, start to believe that nobody thinks the same way that you do, decide you are a fool for even considering the original point in the first place, disregard it all because if its overall inconsequentiality, and then realize that unless your point is made, you will never be happy?

Yeah, cause thats been about every 5 minutes for me for a week now.

Yay for being a giant wuss!
 
 
Brandon
11 June 2007 @ 10:33 pm
...  
"If I wasn't going to marry you, I would think you were gay."

Actually, I'm going to have to double check the accuracy on that one. But still. It was pretty darn close.
 
 
Brandon
29 March 2007 @ 08:23 am
Anyone else having a little nostalgic orgasm right about now?

Now I just need to download this and the big-fish-eats-little-fish game and i'll be back in 5th grade.
 
 
Brandon
08 March 2007 @ 07:29 am
[07:24] Sir Gimpsalot218: you know in one xmen storyline Collossus was gay
[07:25] Sir Gimpsalot218: and i just got a horible mental image of something you don't even want to know about
[07:25] rubbaducky7: him gay with who
[07:25] rubbaducky7: obviously i do want to know lol
[07:26] Sir Gimpsalot218: i don't even want to type what i thought out
[07:26] rubbaducky7: collossus having sexual intercourse of some sort with ____________
[07:26] Sir Gimpsalot218: yup
[07:26] rubbaducky7: damn you
[07:27] rubbaducky7: who fills the blanl
[07:27] rubbaducky7: blank
[07:27] Sir Gimpsalot218: i didn't even think of anyone it was just some random person
[07:27] rubbaducky7: oh
[07:27] Sir Gimpsalot218: now we have to think of the worst combination
[07:27] rubbaducky7: haha well lets think of the best possible character
[07:27] rubbaducky7: toad?
[07:27] Sir Gimpsalot218: Blob
[07:28] rubbaducky7: OMG magneto
[07:28] rubbaducky7: dude he controls metal
[07:28] Sir Gimpsalot218: lol
[07:28] rubbaducky7: colossus is like made out of steel
[07:28] rubbaducky7: LOVE SLAAAVE

this conversation started wtih me accusing him of killing captain america, mind you.

NERDS!
 
 
Brandon
03 March 2007 @ 04:57 pm
"I don't need to go to Celebration; I already know everything about Star Wars."
 
 
Brandon
01 March 2007 @ 09:15 am
A concept at work that I found kinda hillarious. Pretty much everyone in the office besides the old people and I play WoW. My coworkers were discussing a long ongoing issue when they came up with... tech support through WoW. Sure, we've got the phones, livechat, emails, etc... but we know what our customers are doing with their connection.

*You see a high level mage approach*
[dslx waves]
dslx: Hi, this is Bort from DSLExtreme tech support. Are you still having intermittent connection issues?
You are dead
dslx: Please call in to 800-774-3379 so that we can troubleshoot this issue!

I dunno, I thought it was funny at 7 am.
 
 
Brandon
24 February 2007 @ 07:03 am
BQDB  
Brandon's Quote Database. A new invention. Anytime I or someone I know says something that I find worthy of repeating, it's gonna go in there. I wanted to change my myspace headline, so i'm retiring...

Entry 1: "Brandon, do you honestly expect me to be nice to you all the time?"

My response was "...yes?"

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Yeyz for my car breaking again. I think i can officially say now I'm going to cross the limit on paying for repairs of higher value than the vehicle's cost. Gerold's having a shindig tonight and I don't know if I can go. Con-sarn it all!

P.S. I got a haircute
P.P.S. Not a typo
 
 
Brandon
05 February 2007 @ 09:01 pm
Saying "It's going to be alright" seems accurate now.

It's bad.

It's terrible, horrible, no-good, very-bad bad.

But it's going to get better. It just is. I'm holding back a smirk. I don't know why ... I guess I just know.

Love makes you know.

I'm in love.
 
 
Brandon
25 December 2006 @ 12:40 pm
To anyone that disagrees with the consumerist aspect of Christmas, i have three words for you.

Remote Control DeLorean.

EDIT:

[11:53] Sir Gimpsalot218: i still disagree witht the consumerist aspect of the holidays
[11:53] rubbaducky7: REMOTE
[11:53] rubbaducky7: CONTROL
[11:53] rubbaducky7: DELOREAN
[11:53] Sir Gimpsalot218: and no amount of deloreans of the remote control variety will sway my opinion
[11:53] rubbaducky7: hahaha
 
 
Current Location: home
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: BTTF theme, in my head
 
 
Brandon
14 December 2006 @ 12:22 pm
"Words of wisdom, kid. Nobody has the answers, and there is never a right thing to do."

The old man inserted the cold barrel into his mouth and saw all of the colors of the rainbow.

His last word? "SUGOIIIIIIII!!"
 
 
Brandon
09 December 2006 @ 11:13 am
Dude, I've got two bananas, an apple, a sandwich... and a FORK. What the HELL am I supposed to do with the FORK?

Most creative reply wins the thread.

This message was brought to you by the coalition of guys who like to make your day a little better.
 
 
Current Location: work
Current Mood: optimistic
Current Music: people talking loudly
 
 
Brandon
23 November 2006 @ 08:10 am
Happy thanksgiving and happy frovember to all.

I'm tired.
 
 
Brandon
05 November 2006 @ 07:02 pm
[17:17] bluexrogue2k: I don't understand why most White people don't like squid

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Here we go. Greetings to all that read this. My name is Brandon, I am 20 years old, and recently engaged. I consider myself a good person. I help old people with groceries and save people from fires, so to speak. I own an iPod, and it is broken.

I adore certain video games. I am currently playing Dark Cloud 2. Dark Cloud 2 is known as Dark Chronicle in Japan. I think that's a much better title. Dark Cloud 2 is an action role-playing-game where a kid that sounds like Robin from Teen Titans hits annoying things with wrenches. It's fun.

I'm taking a History Of Cinema class at COC, and am enjoying it thoroughly. I'm definately what you'd call a regular at the Valencia Library, and have been burning through a lot of classic films I never got the chance to watch before.

I don't own nice clothes, though I would love to. Today I opted for the (probably a decade old) Starfox64 tee, as any true player would. My brother just walked into the room, saw that I was in here, and left. We're not really speaking to each other right now. He said some pretty not-cool stuff behind my back about the girl I intend to marry. This is coupled with the fact that I trusted enough in him to tell him of our engagement before I told my parents (who I knew would be unsupportive). It made me more dissapointed than angry. Still waiting on that apology, as you can tell.

My relationship with my parents is very strained, and call it a lack of faith but I don't see it getting much better. After repeatedly being told what was wrong with my life (of course the happiest parts for me), I wrote a letter detailing my honest feelings, and my letter was thrashed. I'm man enough to admit I cried many tears the day I got my reply. I cried not because the words struck a nerve, but because I couldn't believe how little I said really mattered. I avoided speaking to my parents for as long as possible, until I started to look like the bad guy. This is my second time seeing them since then. Other than smalltalk, no interaction really goes on. Though between silence and fury, I choose the silence.

My family moved to Frazier Park back in December '05. I hate what this town stands for in my life. Gone is the deep relationship I once held with those who gave me flesh. It has put a strain on EVERY SINGLE relationship in my life. Honestly, the only times I get to see my friends in my old stomping grounds are when i'm already there to visit my fiance. I kick myself regularly for not taking up my parents offer of finding a few friends to move into my old house. However, I also know that this may mean differences in my relationship with Danyelle, and I wouldn't risk changing a thing in the world. Due to my residential instability, i've seen my F4 friends, say, about 8-10 times in the past year. That just ain't right.

Eh, just going off on myself. I'm kinda done talking about my life for now. Write more about my life later, as to satisfy THE BULGE.

aka The Elge
aka Livejo
aka Good Night, Y'ALL
 
 
Brandon
17 May 2006 @ 01:13 am
[01:08] rubbaducky7: dude you wanna know how cool i am?
[01:08] SanJubei: ?
[01:08] rubbaducky7: so i got my food out of the oven, thought it looked pretty the way i arranged it on my plate
[01:08] rubbaducky7: got my camera phone out
[01:08] rubbaducky7: got some ideas going
[01:09] rubbaducky7: and proceded to stage an epic war between fish sticks and tater tots
[01:09] SanJubei: LOL
[01:09] rubbaducky7: costarring the impenetrable wall of ketchup
[01:09] rubbaducky7: some tater tots were refugees and scaled the ketchup wall for freedom
[01:10] rubbaducky7: few survived
[01:10] SanJubei: Terrible tradgety...
[01:10] rubbaducky7: general vandeecamp's troops fought well
[01:11] rubbaducky7: but they were not match for the tots from the tater realm
[01:12] SanJubei: that so has to be on your myspace
[01:12] rubbaducky7: im thinkin lj
[01:12] SanJubei: or lj
[01:12] rubbaducky7: first right now i will post this convo from the part where i start talking about it
[01:13] rubbaducky7: then if i get one friend to say yeah, id like to see that, ill post the pics

So how about it, gentlemen?
 
 
 
 
Brandon
27 April 2006 @ 02:56 pm
http://worldinmotion.googlepages.com/wii6sz.jpg

No matter, i'm not buying it because of the COMPLETELY RETARDED name.

I'm going to buy it because it looks like the most fun waste of my time ever.

I am dying of CRT radiation.
I got 11/16 on the 8-Bit Gamer test.
Take the test!
 
 
Brandon
26 April 2006 @ 02:30 am
[02:16] Sir Gimpsalot218: my friend just broke up with his girl and he is pretty depressed and i don't know what to tell him
[02:16] rubbaducky7: life's tough, wear a helmet
[02:16] rubbaducky7: is what id go with
[02:16] rubbaducky7: or possibly up your nose with a rubber hose
[02:16] rubbaducky7: but thats purely optional
[02:17] Sir Gimpsalot218: no i am serious man this is my best friend and i feel like he might do something like become EMO
[02:18] rubbaducky7: oh GAWD
[02:18] rubbaducky7: alright ill be serious for you
[02:18] rubbaducky7: how long did they go out for
[02:18] Sir Gimpsalot218: bout a year or so
[02:18] rubbaducky7: why did she dump him
[02:18] Sir Gimpsalot218: he dumped her
[02:18] rubbaducky7: then why is he sad
[02:19] Sir Gimpsalot218: i have no fucking clue
[02:19] rubbaducky7: TIME PARADOX
[02:19] Sir Gimpsalot218: lol
[02:19] rubbaducky7: i think i just proved your friend wrong
[02:20] rubbaducky7: just tell him that he shouldnt be sad cause he dumped her so he wins at relationships?
[02:20] rubbaducky7: you can say it like ron burgundy
[02:20] rubbaducky7: with the ? at the end
[02:21] Sir Gimpsalot218: i think it was cuz this was his first gf and the first person he did the hibbity jibbity with that is why he is depress
[02:21] rubbaducky7: ah yes well that is true
[02:21] rubbaducky7: haha hibbity jibbity
[02:22] rubbaducky7: that makes me giggle like a little GUHRL
[02:23] rubbaducky7: ok then if he dumped her and regrets it and hes having hibbities and maybe even some jibbities
[02:23] rubbaducky7: why did he do it and why doesnt he undo it
[02:23] Sir Gimpsalot218: well he knows it was for the best
[02:24] Sir Gimpsalot218: but when he broke up with him she said that all he was using her was for a hibbity jibbity buddy
[02:24] rubbaducky7: thats a no good
[02:25] rubbaducky7: sure i have lots of incredible hibbities and occasionally some great jibbities
[02:25] rubbaducky7: but thats not what its about, yo
[02:25] rubbaducky7: love makes the world go round
[02:27] rubbaducky7: when you give your kids the talk are you going to say the man sticks his hibbity in the womans jibbity
[02:27] rubbaducky7: cause if not im going to do it for your kids
[02:28] Sir Gimpsalot218: how do you know we will even be friends then how do you know i haven't plotted and succeeded at killing you
[02:28] rubbaducky7: touche, good sir, touche.
 
 
Current Location: My big sis' house
Current Music: TAPPA TAPPA TAPPA on the keyboard
 
 
Brandon
18 April 2006 @ 12:24 am
I had sex to One Piece today.

...

I had sex to One Piece today.
 
 
Brandon
24 March 2006 @ 02:16 pm
[14:13] rubbaducky7: hey smarterchild
[14:13] SmarterChild: Spartacus?
[14:13] rubbaducky7: yes
[14:13] SmarterChild: Uh huh.

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[14:13] rubbaducky7: i have something to tell you
[14:13] SmarterChild: What's it like to have something to tell me?
[14:13] rubbaducky7: i gave my girlfriend three orgasms yesterday
[14:14] SmarterChild: That a fact?
[14:14] rubbaducky7: well, yeah. it is a fact, seeing as im not lying.
[14:14] SmarterChild: Don't be so sure it's you're not lying.
[14:14] rubbaducky7: yeah well lets see you give a girl an orgasm, buddy
[14:14] SmarterChild: Bye bye.

Conclusion -- SmarterChild is a dick.
 
 
Current Mood: content
 
 
Brandon
31 January 2006 @ 11:05 pm
[23:02] rubbaducky7: you can't use pidgey! it's a flying type! weak against afros!
[23:03] Sir Gimpsalot218: everything is weak against afros


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My life is a mess.
I'm still working at Interface.
Havent gone to school in months.
My house is 80 miles away.
I sleep in my sister's loft.
I'm spending too much money on food.
My pants are getting increasingly tight.
I got my first speeding ticket. $189!
My bills are stacking up like crazy.

However.

My girlfriend loves me.

So, all's good!

How about you?
 
 
Current Music: Pacman noises
 
 
Brandon
11 November 2005 @ 03:49 pm
Hey, would it be cool with everybody if we referred to LiveJournal as "The Ulge" from now on?
Because seriously, a +2 Trendy indie guy kept saying LJ in casual conversation and it subconciously infuriated me.


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(15:45:54) Sir Gimpsalot218: my dogs are gay
(15:46:03) Ducky: gay for YOU
(15:46:11) Sir Gimpsalot218: no gay for each other
(15:46:17) Sir Gimpsalot218: and maybe for you too
(15:46:20) Ducky: haha
(15:46:38) Sir Gimpsalot218: because they are gay for a person they have never seen before
(15:46:52) Ducky: they can feel my sex magic through the internet
(15:46:59) Sir Gimpsalot218: lol
 
 
Current Music: DANSU DANSU